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سأحكي لكم اليوم قصتي مع حبيبتي دعاء التي فرقنا القدر ولم استطيع الزواج منها بسبب رفض اهلي لها انا اسمي عادل وعمري الأن 39 عامآ وقصتي هذه حدثت منذ زمن كنت حينها ابلغ من العمر عشرون عامآ وهي اصغر مني بعامين تقريبآ وكنت حينها بائع للأحذية في اول الشارع في محل يمتلكه والدي وكان في اخر المحل غرفة صغيرة كنا نستخدمها كامخزن نخزن فيه الاحزية الزائدة كنت استيقظ كل صباح في تمام الساعة التاسعة... افطر واشرب الشاي وانزل لفتح المحل وكانت كل علاقاتي بأهل المنطقة جيدة ومحبوب من الجميع نساء او شباب فالكل هنا يعرف الاخر وكان امام المحل بيت صغير مكون من اربع ادوار يسكنه عم سيد وزوجته كنا نناديها بأم محمد وكا… Read more

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You deserve better, baby girl.

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Since her mother and I divorced 5 years ago, Lana, my stepdaughter has been the apple of my eye. I have two older sons from a previous marriage and I love them both very much but the relationship between a father and daughter was always special in my eyes. I married Lana's mom, a single mom, when Lana was only 9 years old but after only 4 years of marriage we divorced. Her mom and I had known each other from a previous law firm we worked for some years earlier. We had an excellent working relationship and made a good team as corporate attorney's. On one of our many weekend business trips toget… Read more

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Mrs Jones

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I grew up in Gold street, a nice neighbourhood in a nice part of a town, and for many years we lived next to the Jones. Mr Jones was a big guy in construction, he did a lot of work around the town, built a lot of new buildings and was always fairly busy, Mrs Jones however was always at home, she was a trophy wife, a hot blonde thirty something with an all over tan and what looked like a pretty impressive cleavage that was always fighting to get out of her top. When I reached my later teens I soon began to take more notice of Mrs Jones, she was clearly the hottest woman in our street, or possib… Read more

Posted by bighornycock123 2 days ago 1 4,942 96%

72 Hours Till BJ Time

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The second time I sucked another man’s cock was sensational! My first time, about a year previous, was enjoyable (See my earlier post: Would You Suck This), but come the second time around I’d lost a few of my inhibitions and I couldn’t wait for it to happen. Like the first time I began by advertising on Craigslist and I had been doing so for quite some time, almost giving up all hope of finding a suitable partner when the right guy suddenly got in touch. He sounded perfect and had a terrific looking cock! (See for yourself in my photo galleries.) I promptly responded and we were quickly bat… Read more

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The little special pill 11

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I run a small business and to help me around the office I have a wonderful secretary called Susan, she's a petite redheaded woman in her early twenties with milky white skin and a few freckles. Now I'm a fairly casual boss, we call each other by a first names, often each lunch together and sometimes I even make the tea for her, so when Susan was sat her desk the other day looking rather fed up and tired I had to ask what was the problem? "Oh nothing really Tom, I just have a bit of a headache staring at this computer screen all morning" she replied "Oh hang on then!" I said pulling open one of… Read more

Posted by bighornycock123 4 days ago 1 2,344 88%

One More For The Road

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Ray and Simmone were a married couple who I knew from my local pub in south east London a good few years ago and, like me they were both in their middle thirties. Ray was a big, big guy - not overweight but definitely a heavyweight; very tall, broad, altogether imposing but not altogether bright. Could have been a doorstop for an aircraft hanger. Simmone was a sex goddess! Not what I would call a classical beauty but she was a mesmerising work of art and her ability to spin heads was unlimited. She positively oozed sex appeal. I mean she reeked of it! Simmone could walk into the pub and kill a… Read more

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Lu and two brothers

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Long time ago when me and the wife were at a mall in Chula Vista, CA. As we were hanging out at this mall, the wife knew all the holes at this mall. It was a nice sunny June day she was showing me around. After 2:00pm we sat down at an outside bench just to rest a little from all the walking, when I thought everything was fun just her and I. We heard a familiar voice saying “hey you guys” we both looked and noticed one of our friends. He was white about 5’7 meaty in the right spots. As he walked up he sat down next to us, more like sat next to Lu. Few minutes passed we were talking about rando… Read more

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Cross dressing has changed my life...

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As a gay guy of 32, 8" cock and neat balls I should have been happy, but I have a fetish for wearing tights (Pantyhose), panties of all kinds and stockings with suspenders, also love hold ups with lace tops. Good job I live alone, I have a large wardrobe full of fem gear, I wear tights for my workplace under my suits and love them. I am a bottom guy and like to get fucked wearing open crotch tights and panties, wearing open crotch tights for work means I can sometimes get a quick fuck in my lunchtime like today, I went for a piss in the mens toilets and a gorgeous guy came in a stood alongside… Read more

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Getting back at my ex best friend

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My first wife started having an affair with my best friend about 2 years after we got married. I knew, but I could prove nothing. This lasted about 5 years, eventually it all came out in the wash. I hated him for what he had done, and I schemed to get him back. He had three c***dren, and what seemed like a perfect home life. Revenge is a dish best served cold, as they say. His oldest daughter turned 18 in 2016. From watching her Facebook movements, I worked out where she used to go out on the weekends. I worked my ass off, but I managed to get close to her. One Friday night we were out toget… Read more

Posted by Sparkieboi7979 5 days ago 2 2,551 100%

Complements in the Pub.(White Swan)

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James & myself went out with my parents & Aunty Vi, last night,(Sunday.11/Feb/2018),meeting up with James Mom & Dad,my sis,Barbara & husband Gary,James Bro,meeting up in The White Swan Pub James was wearing a Heavy Woolen Patterned Top & Blue Jeans. I was wearing a Patterned,Bomber Type Jacket & Skinny Light Blue Corduroy Jeans. Well on with the Story,(Which is True). We were all seated around a big oval table,chatting & drinking,talk about how the Stables was doing,a bit of banter towards James & myself,from Sis & Gary,them being told to,"Lay Off the Bois",by James,s Mom,I said,"It,s OK M… Read more

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Michelle from Alabama

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About the time I was turning 30 I met a young girl at a party. Michelle was 19 and had recently moved to NC from Alabama. She had taken a job at a local truck stop as a server and was finding herself. We struck up a conversation and she showed interest in me and I enjoyed her attention. She was an average sort of girl. About 5’8 a little thick in the thighs, ass and mid-rift, I should mention she had ample tits too. She had shoulder length brown hair and brown eyes. I was single again and she was the prettiest girl and the youngest one of legal age there so I set my sights on her. She explain… Read more

Posted by shortstroker 6 days ago 1 2,013 100%

Collecting Rent 3

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I knocked on the door of Apartment 8 and a second later the door opened and Kevin was stood there. Kevin was married to Helen, and they were a lovely mature retired couple who were always cheerful and happy to chat when ever I came round to collect the rent. "Come in Tony, would you like a drink?" Kevin asked "Yes why not" I replied So this tubby grey bearded man closed the door behind me and moved into the open kitchen area where he pulled a beer out of the fridge for me. "So Helen not here today?" I asked "She's in the bedroom, she'll probably be out in a minute" he replied "Now there was so… Read more

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We moved to Cockington

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So for a long time it was just me and my dad, my mother had passed away when I was younger and we got by supporting each other. Then a year or so ago, my father met Tina, she was pretty amazing, tall blonde slim mature woman with an amazing pumped up cleavage and an all over tan, not that I got to see it, she often wore small tight clothing so I was pretty much guessing about the all over tan, but I was pretty sure she did, and she was fun and bubbly just the kind of thing you want from a possible stepmom. So after a six months or more they got closer as couples do, and soon Tina was proposing… Read more

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Collecting Rent 2

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I knocked on the door of apartment 17, and after a moment Jessica opened the door and let me in. She was a young woman in her late twenties, with short blond hair that stopped around her face, a slightly chubby body, mainly due to already having two k**s, and wore a flowery dress and sandals. "So how are you Jessica, all good I hope?" I asked politely. "Well, no, not really" she replied glumly as she closed the door behind her. "Oh, what's the matter?" I asked She sighed and then looked up at me "Things aren't going well at all, to be honest, Eric's company is in trouble, he made a few big dea… Read more

Posted by bighornycock123 12 days ago 3 3,504 100%

I guessed her name!

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I guessed her name! I’ve been forced to go to a party that I didn’t want to go. My ‘friend’ has abandoned me for some little red haired girl. I don’t blame him. As hard as I try, the girls I fancy are attached. Except for one pretty girl but she’s too young! A man can only take so many knock backs. It’s time to go. Then the best looking girl I’ve seen all evening walks in, arm in arm with a 6 and a half foot bruiser of a chap. I’m about to go when I hear him say ‘I’ll see you later sis.’ After a brother sister kiss he leaves to talk to his friends. I have some recollection that I’d has seen… Read more

Posted by CanoePirate 13 days ago 1,176 100%

Return to Cockington 8

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As the rest of my family were at work or school, I decided to stroll into the centre of the village just to get out for a bit, but as arrived outside the local convenience store it suddenly began to rain, and I was forced to shelter in the over hanging doorway. As I stood getting mildly wet and unsure what to do a couple of ladies came walking out of the shop and instantly stopped next to me staring at the downpour. "Mom! it's raining, what do we do now?" groaned the younger of the two redheaded women. "We will just have to make a run for it!" replied the older redhead and with that they dashe… Read more

Posted by bighornycock123 13 days ago 1,310 100%

Teacher and Adult Class Medical

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I had not long started my job as an adult learning teacher, I was in my third week at the local tech college and along with my reams of paperwork and books, and I noticed a typed letter notifying me of the yearly medical for Teacher and Staff of the college. But this year it was also involving students as a special induction bonus scheme. I had a relatively small English class of thirteen students ranging in ages from 18 years old to a 63 year old. I started the class as per normal on the Thursday evening around 7:30pm when everyone had arrived and taken their places and I checked everyone wa… Read more

Posted by flasher974 17 days ago 2,336 60%

Postapocalyptic reality 5

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This is a continuation: Postapocalyptic reality 1 http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-1-640119 Postapocalyptic reality 2 http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-2-652696 Postapocalyptic reality 3 http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-3-664235 Postapocalyptic reality 4 http://xhamster.com/stories/postapocalyptic-reality-4-702206 there is no sex in chapter this one, but it moves the plot forward a little... Jenny woke up next mo… Read more

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Misti's Adventures Part 9

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The following Monday, Sharon was up at 7:00 in the morning. She had made arrangements to follow Mary to the office to start her new job. Mary had told her what time she would be leaving the house, and had told her who she would be seeing to take care of the necessary paperwork to get started. She had pictures of all the other people in the office that she had taken at various social events. It seemed that luncheons, parties, or outings were held for any reason that any of them could think of. Mary assured her that they had some of the finest people there you could ever hope to meet, and/or wor… Read more

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Icarly …

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Most people probably wouldn’t stay friends with someone who had knocked them u*********s on multiple occasions, especially if the victim in the scenario was supposed to be smart. However Freddie Benson’s friendship with Sam Puckett had always been… unique. No matter how much physical and verbal abuse he received from her Freddie could never stay mad at the violent blonde girl like he in all honesty should. Why that was used to be a mystery, now it was very clear. He had feelings for her. He’d always had feelings for her. But… he’d also had feelings for another girl at the same time. Carly Shay… Read more

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