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Episode 74 - Jessica's Wedding

It was 1AM on a wet December morning in 2021, Jessica was out on the pull, dressed in the latest fashion of a kinky cat-suit that clung to her well-toned body. It was made from a fabric that only went opaque in daylight - it was pretty much transparent under the nightclub spotlights. The split right down the front was held partly closed by a red cord, laced between holes on each side of the opening. Loosened at the top it allowed a great view of cleavage, tighter below the waist to keep the girls guessing whether her pubic fluff was dyed or natural.

It was a 1970's night and all the ladies i... Continue»
Posted by dasx2 2 days ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Peg.s first black guy

After our cruise last May Peg has opened up and since that time she has had two more lovers with me watching and taking Pictures.
After her second lover that was a slight disappointment because he couldn't control himself with me watching and lost his hard on several times and Peg finally had to blow him to get him to cum after riding his cock cowgirl style fingering her pussy so she could cum .

We had talked about her having a black lover several times and she was agreeable if we found a way to contact a fairly well hung black guy.
I had heard of the adult mags that had adds in the back ... Continue»
Posted by luckydog1985 2 days ago  |  Categories: Interracial Sex, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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s****r in heat chapter 3

It was late, and the minutes passed slowly. Midnight had been long ago, it seemed, and yet the night remained in that timeless hollow that are the wee morning hours. The lamp beside me was burning low and I flipped the page of my textbook, shifting ever so slightly. Against my chest, Monica stirred, and for a moment the words became gibberish and all I felt was her soft breast rolling against my skin, all I smelled was the vague fragrance of her shampoo.

I watched her face as she blinked awake, her hand sliding over my waist and gripping my ass. She sniffled, and looked up at me. "Don't be... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 3 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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Sylvia's mom part 5

Everything was progressing very quickly between Sheila and me. They were, in fact, moving almost too quickly. Our sex life was fantastic. Sheila was a dream lover and she had done everything I had asked of her so far, yet I was still very apprehensive about how things would be once Sylvia returned and if we could get her to agree to our proposal of she and Sylvia sharing me as their lover.

I really did not want to hurt Sylvia in any way, especially emotionally. She had already been through the trauma with the of discovery of the dark side of her father just as Sheila had in discovering the ... Continue»
Posted by iamsuperman007 3 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor  |  
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A Thrilling Night

It entered May month and the weather had really become slightly cold. It was a Saturday night after dinner when myself and my f****y were watching tv in the lounge. Mom and dad soon went to bed leaving Amy my steps****r and I in the lounge watching a movie. A passionate scene came on and I got rather horny while watching it. My steps****r then looked at me and said that looked rather good. She then switched the tv off and walked up to me and said let's rather watch the rest in my room where it's warmer. I agreed and we moved to her room and under the blankets. We both laid on our backs and as ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 3 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  


I came back to Anambra last week, having spent the last 3 years of my life in Lagos. During my time in Lagos, I experienced a second sexual awakening that has definitely made me the person I am today.

I have always been horny, and I was looking forward to my stay in Lagos as a chance to have some good no strings sex. I am a bit shy, and not really big on clubs and most of the time I went, I ended up chatting up girls who had boyfriends or not having the balls to seal the deal. I look back on those opportunities thinking wow, if only I had the self-confidence and general I don't give ... Continue»
Posted by agunna 3 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  


In the morning on the 5th of July I was reading for my professional exam when my phone rang, I picked It up to see who was calling, it was Dogo, not a regular caller, I assumed there must be business, I answered and we exchanged pleasantries, he said there is a friend of his that would love to meet with me, that he wanted my approval first before giving out my contact details, why I asked? He said he used a picture of my dick as his display picture and indicated it belonged to his friend, he said the friend of his had not allowed him to rest since she saw the picture, I said he should go ahead... Continue»
Posted by agunna 4 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Doing an assignment with Caitlyn

It was Wednesday morning and I arrived early in the morning by Caitlyn to work on a varsity assignment together. Letting me in she was dressed casually in tight yoga pants and a top. We greet with a firm hug hello and then went inside to the kitchen. Her mom and dad where there finishing there coffee as I greeted and shortly afterwards they left for work, leaving Caitlyn and myself alone in the house once again. Caitlyn first made us coffee and breakfast. After eating and while tidying the kitchen I noticed while Caitlyn was walking around that her yoga pants had created a sexy cameltoe.
As ... Continue»
Posted by canev8 5 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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My Mind At Work.

I am twenty-nine years old now. Blond, tall, not fat but with soft curves, a small C-cup and with a combination of hips, legs and ass that seem to attract the men. For the last five years I've stripped and been paid well for the fantasies I have provided to both men and women. The money is too good not to dance. I've had more than my share of experiences and discovered that most men can satisfy my body and give me good orgasms. Still I felt there was more. Until recently, I had never really been in love; you know the mutual kind, where there is commitment.
Five months ago, I met Gozie. He is... Continue»
Posted by agunna 5 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Bachelor's Eve.

Weddings are just so exhausting, I have been
running helter skelter trying to finalise all the
arrangements. Neither my phone nor myself
have been able to catch a break all week, the
preparations have been getting the better of
My phone has started vibrating again, and
this time around it’s the woman of my life
calling. I won’t say I have been in love with
her from the first moment we saw, but more
like she has always been there waiting for
It seemed like she knew we would eventually
end up together, we met in a bus a few
years ago. I was on my way for some
deployment w... Continue»
Posted by agunna 5 days ago  |  Categories: Fetish, Masturbation, Sex Humor  |  

Pasadena: TBBT fan-fic

Pasadena – in the esteemed opinion of Amy Farrah Fowler – would never change. There would always be overcrowded suburban shopping malls lying in direct contrast to the neighboring silicon valley, overflowing with scientists and surfers who crowded the restaurants up and down the main drag of town, scheming to get closer to the waves or further inland to the safety of the suburbs.

Amy knew the story. She’d been born here, and she’d seen any number of people crop up at her place of employ, secretaries that lasted a week before fleeing to the excitement of Hollywood or the bland safety of the ... Continue»
Posted by Alyena-morozov 6 days ago  |  Categories: Celebrities, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  

the domination effect

As the boys leave for another science fuelled adventure Penny and Bernadette are left alone in Penny's apartment.

"So penny is there anything you want to do?" Bernadette asked. Knowing full well her plans for the next week. Bernadette had never told anyone but she had had a large crush on penny ever since she had met her. Penny's long hair, big breasts and perky bum just did it for her. Bernadette had taken with her two large ball gags, a dildo, a collar, a leed, a vibrator, a strap-on, hand cuffs, scarfs, duct tape, rope, a whip, a horse whip and nipple clamps to use on Penny, plus a few c... Continue»
Posted by Alyena-morozov 6 days ago  |  Categories: Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor  |  

The Best Sex Ever.

I was in Onitsha and couldn't make it to a party organised by my club members in Awka,my friends didn't allow me sl**p,they were calling and teasing me until I switched off my phone.....I woke up to find a video on my friend's Facebook page,it was the party,my friend was digging the dance flow with this crazy hot babe,pretty,tall with a small boobs and got this wicked waist.

I put a call through to my friend and the dude broke my heart by telling me the girl just left his house after four rounds of sex,he told me how the girl was appreciating his long dick and cursing her boy friend for not... Continue»
Posted by agunna 6 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Seeing Krystal again

It was midday on Sunday while relaxing with my f****y when I received a message from Krystal saying, "Hey Cane, how are you? Who was the pretty blonde girl you were with on Friday? Are we still going to see each other on Tuesday?"
I replied, " Hey babe, I'm good thanks and you? That was Cassi my ex, we met up for the day. Yes I'm still keen to see you on Tuesday if you willing still? "
She replied. "I'm good thanks babe. Oh ok was just wondering if you now have a girlfriend and if we would still see each other, I'm definitely keen to spend the day with you again baby as I really love how you... Continue»
Posted by canev8 10 days ago  |  Categories: Anal, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  
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Cassi and I

It was a Thursday night and still being single and a bit lonely, not getting as much sex as I was use to having a girlfriend, I decided to message Cassi to see if she would be keen to meet up for the day. She was indeed keep and as we chatted she said she would meet by my house just after 9 tomorrow morning. She seemed rather excited and we continued messaging each other for a while before saying goodnight. I almost immediately fell asl**p after my last message to Cassi. 
Waking up Friday morning, I got up and went to the kitchen. My steps****r was first to leave and a few mins after her bo... Continue»
Posted by canev8 10 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Slow Beat

I had been in a long distance relationship with a girl when I was 18. Now, for anominity sake we'll call her Beth, who at the time was 19. I had made enough money working at KMart over the last year to fly her all the way across the country for the holiday season. From the moment we got in car headed home from the airport the air was sexually charged. This was a long time coming. My first girlfriend was finally in arms. One night stands out in particular though.

Beth and I had the apartment to ourselves while my father was at work that day. All day she teased me not so subtly. Squeezing my as... Continue»
Posted by Fuck_0ff1 10 days ago  |  Categories: Masturbation, First Time, Sex Humor  |  

Postapocalyptic reality 4

This is a continuation:

Postapocalyptic reality 1

Postapocalyptic reality 2

Postapocalyptic reality 3

Jenny spent the remainder of the day clearing out the cellar. She didn't want the decaying remains of the female dog, nor the half eaten remains of the previous tenant fouling the place up, so she dumped them outside a good distance away. She had found a piece of tubing t... Continue»
Posted by penelopeslut 10 days ago  |  Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo  |  
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f***eful Sex.

It was pretty late at night my boyfriend Okey and I were at my house watching a movie. we were watching TITANIC. i was pretty scared of the movie (well not really scared, but i was really nervous every time i watched it), so Okey held me and kissed my head whenever he thought the scene was too sad. The movie was done and he looked at me and said I want to fuck." It was so straight forward at first I didn't know what he said.

"I want to fuck" he repeated. he started kissing me with his tongue. but I stopped him.

"Okey no. I'm not ready and I don't want to give it all up to you". I pulled... Continue»
Posted by agunna 10 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Hardcore, Sex Humor  |  

Ocean – A BDSM-themed Erotic Fiction

“Don’t move.”

I nearly jump out of skin, but then stand still, obeying the voice that has appeared behind me. I feel the pounding of my frantic heart and I fear she can hear it too. I realize that I’ve dropped my grocery bags, and they’ve spilled their contents onto the floor. My whole body is alert and my senses more receptive than ever, and I know I heard something break. Perhaps the bottle of white wine I’d bought for dinner, or the jar of sundried tomatoes. Whatever it was, it’s not important.

The female voice ceases to be just a voice: I feel her hands coming down my waist. It stops at ... Continue»
Posted by uploader133 11 days ago  |  Categories: First Time, Fetish, Sex Humor  |  

New at this

After we got back to our stateroom Peg was quiet until I told her she was beautiful and that was the hottest porn I had ever watched.

She looked up at me sheepishly and asked REALLY ??????? ARE YOU SERIOUS.

I hugged her to me and said yes indeed I loved it and she smiled shyly up at me holding me tight.

I tried to get my finger into her but she shied away saying he came in me hon.

I told her that I wanted to see it pushing her onto her back and she let me spread her legs and pull her panties to one side.

God her pussy lips were still swollen and looked bruised from ... Continue»
Posted by luckydog1985 11 days ago  |  Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Voyeur  |  
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